Lunchmeat

I'm Cory, and I'm overpopulating the echo chamber.

GW sophomore. Aspiring journalist. Floridian-turned-DCer. Indie music snob. Red Sox diehard. Hopelessly and homosexually romantic. Streaky blogger.

Last two hours on the job.

My summer job is over this afternoon. Every weekday, all summer, from 2 pm until 6 pm, and for $10 an hour, I have been the guardian of the School of Media and Public Affair’s Digital Media Lab.

You need a camera? No problem; I’ve got you.

How about some new batteries? Of course!

An extra pair of headphones or an additional P2 card? You bet.

But, mostly, I’ve just sat at the desk, exercising my brain with books and econ homework — but mostly destroying my brain with Tumblr scrolls and Facebook stalks.

Here’s to a wonderful, air-conditioned summer job. And here’s to going back to Palm Beach County tomorrow (for the first of two consecutive home weekends).